| Just time pass |
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Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass
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| Missing U |
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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
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| Choice is Yours |
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What is the difference between donkey and Monkey?
Monkey saves this message and Donkey deletes this message
Choice is Yours .. :)
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| If you are in tension, |
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If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to
INCREASE your tensions.
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| Gud taste |
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A dimple is a sign of pretty face!
a Smile is a sign of joy!
a hug is a sign of love!
and
A friend like me in Yr life,
well
thats a sign of ur damn Gud taste:)
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| Not Messaging me |
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Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well.
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| Syllabus |
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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
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| Murr Murr ke |
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Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh raithay thay or hum Unhain Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh Raithay thay or hum Unhain Q ke Exam me na unhain kuch ata tha aur Na Hume
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| Waja |
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Khudi ko kar kanjos itna K har sms bhejny say pehle... Service center wale call kar ky khud pochen.... Bata aj sms bhejny ki waja kia hy??
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| HONDA HEE LAY SAHEE |
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Poora din ussko jholay diye Yamaha pay "FARAZ" Shaam hoye tu kehti hai MAI TE HONDA HEE LAY SAHEE LAY SA..
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| Oxygen is must |
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Teacher: Oxygen is must for breathing. It discover in 1773. Sardar: Thank God I was born after that. Pehle paida hota to mar hi jata
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| Aik moor aiia |
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Sardar::moter cycle sa gir giya aur aiiee...aiee.. kar na laga aik admi na akar poocha sardar ji kia hua ohh yar ma ja raha tha aik moor aiia main mur giya doosra aiia main phie moor giya phir theesra aia phir mur giya 4 th aiia hee nahi main mur giya
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| Darr |
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Wife:Please bike taze na chalao mujhey dar lag raha hay. Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P
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| Dimagh nahi hota |
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Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota. Sardar: Hota hay. FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota (& jumps in water) Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?
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| Sardar got failed |
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Sardar:Why u got failed in ur Maths exam? Son:Once Madam said 3+5=8 Next day she said 4+4=8 and then she said 6+2=8 Use khud ko confirm nahi,mujhe kia sikhaye gi!!!
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| Friendship |
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friendship is not an exam to pass or fail , friendship is not a competition to win or lose . it is feeling in which u care for someone more than yourself !!!
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| Yaad rakhna |
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Ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna kh zindagi main 2 cheezen muqadar walon ko milti hen aik acha or mukhlis dost or dusra meetha kharbooza..
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| Bijli |
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Pakistan in 2010 two friends 1st: Yar suna hy pehle zamane main light bhi aya karti thi! 2nd: Chal yeh bijli wijli kuch nahi hoti sub tumhara wehem hy!
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| Khushi |
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Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay, Jis k log har 2 ghante k baad khush hote hain, Pata hay kub..??? ? ? ? ? ? ? “Jub light aati hay.”
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| American |
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AMERICAN: In our country a man had no legs, we put him artificial legs now he is race champion. RUSSIAN: In our country a man had no arms, we put him artificial arms now he is boxing champion. PAKISTANI: In our country a man had no brain, we put sindhi cap on his head now he is our president.
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